Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Penance that Yashoda took

My wife would wake-up early in the morning, not bothering to wake me up, she would hurry to the kitchen…..she had started on her daily chores. I sneaked by and watched her expression-less face as she was wiping off the damp plates from dishwasher and putting it in order. Upon seeing me she smiled from the corner of her lips and begged me to make a coffee for her.

She had lot of things to do. Every step she took, she would either stamp on a toy or crayon or some other thing which was not supposed to be lying there. She then slowly said, as if thinking very hard, ‘You are spoiling him. Can you not ask him to keep the toys in its place? See! his toys are inside the fridge too.’ As we were talking, we heard the small steps coming towards us. Yes! It was him. He was standing near me raising both his hands towards me and eyes-half closed. He knew it was not the right time to go to Mom. Smiling, I picked him forgetting about the coffee she wanted me to make. Trying to wake him up was my favorite thing to do. More I try to wake him up, more he would hug me hard and I loved it. By this time, my wife had heated the milk for him and put in the sipper cup, putting him in her lap…. cajoling him to drink the milk …..asking him to look at the imaginary deer that just ran away, the pigeon that was waiting to be fed, the bug that would sting if he did not drink and etc., but he did not want the milk, he wanted juice. Finally, leaving him and the cup with me, she proceeded for her next activity, murmuring ‘juice in the morning…gone after you’.

As the day progressed, my son’s demands increased….now, he did not want juice either, would chew the toothbrush instead of brushing, at breakfast, he did not want dosa, but idli, he wanted cheese only to put it down and play, he wanted boiled egg but not the yolk, at lunch, he wanted spoon to eat, then a fork and then glass of water so that he could put the rice in it and play, finally wanted cookies instead of rice….he was tireless and my wife was tired dancing to his ever changing tunes. He wanted to play in the sprinkler, draw in the wall using the crayons, tear the papers, sit close to the TV, jump from sofa…. ‘She would say, you will have to eat rice to get the cookies, you will have sit in your chair to watch TV else, no cartoon’. The word ‘no cartoon’ would break his heart and wail at the top of his voice as if he had lost his precious something. ‘Miss Melting heart’ would have no other option but switch the TV on again. At the end of the day when it was time for bed, he would not go to his mom at all… he would keep running away and she would have to beg and plead again… ‘kanna… onu va daa….ketti pidikyatte ’(darling, come once to me, let me hug you). All her pleading would be of no use. She would turn to me and tell…. ‘What have I done to get a son like this?’ Seeing his mother in tears, he would rush and hug her. And to answer her question, I would say – ‘The same thing(penance) that Yashoda did’.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Narrow Escape

My wife hung up the phone and stared at me with attacking looks. I wondered how a person who was laughing and smiling over the phone till now can so frown at a blink of an eye. She was talking to her relative who were planning to visit us for the weekend. She: You have to clean the house, look how dirty it is! I can not do everything by myself at this time.

Assuming that it might be just those hormonal changes I tried to pacify her.

Me: Don’t worry! I shall take care of everything. You do not have to even get up from your place. I will manage. You be there like a queen. Ok? Just tell me and I will do everything.

She: Who will cook? Who will arrange things? You will not do anything, I know…. Just sweet talk. That is what you are good at. You fooled me and I married to you because of that. They are coming tomorrow evening at 7:30 flight. Better come early as you will have lot of work before we go to pick them up.

Me: Don’t worry….”Mein hu na” (I am here) I will be here by 5:30, we will sit and chat and have coffee till 6 and then by 6:30 we will head to the airport! Ok?

She: Ok. First fold the clothes that I have kept in the bed. I just took them out from laundry.

Me: That is easy… you close your eyes and relax and by the time you open it will be done.

I had just started sorting the dress by then she yelled.

She: Can you pour some Lysol in the toilet, let it soak while you fold?

She: Listen, while the toilet bowl is soaking, why don’t you clean the bath tub…. You are already inside, isn’t it?

Me: Man! How do you do all these yourself? I have just started and my back has started aching. Can you make me a coffee? I shall do it after the coffee.

She: Can you buy some of the grocery stuff? Here is the list. Can you take him too… he will not allow me to do to anything, please take him too.

Me: Taking care of him is too much for me. I can’t.

She: Aahhaa…. You have not even appreciated me once for taking care of him all day. I take him everywhere I go and I don’t complain. You can not do it for even one day.

Me: Who said I can not take care of him? I can take care of him through out my life… but you should go to your mother’s home.

She: I know you are waiting for that… don’t think I will let you enjoy.

By the time I came back from grocery, it was time to do rest of the activity – feeding child, cleaning and arranging, discarding old mails etc. etc.

After two hours when on bed.

She: O! my God! You did not fold the clothes.

Me: Its 11 now… I will do it first thing in the morning. Even before you wake up! You will wake-up to see the clothes all folded and clean… you will wonder if you are at our place or in a hotel…. It will be so nice.

Me: Look…. I have kept the alarm at 5:30.

She: Ok ok… don’t show all that… let me see what you will do and what I will see when I wake up.

Unfortunately the alarm did not work and I was just able to make it to work on time.

She woke up at 8:30 and did not notice the clothes were not folded.

10:30AM, she calls me up.

She: Somebody spoiled all clothes that you had folded in the morning.

Me: The alarm did not work. I think he changed the timing or something. But don’t worry…. I will come back and fold… you don’t touch it… don’t even go near it… it is my work and I will do it. I don’t like anybody doing my work. You know I was raised to be independent. So, don’t even think about the clothes anymore. Ok! You do your work. I will do mine. I will come home early just to fold the clothes and don’t give me tea or coffee until I do it. Ok! Deal?

She: If I keep waiting, it will remain there itself. I don’t trust you. You don’t realize how much work I am doing here. I gave you only one small work and you did not do it. The Lysol in the toilet is still there and it looks like a stain now since you did not clean it.

Me: O! my God. I forgot about the Lysol. Why didn’t you remind me? I hate blue liquids… it stains instead of cleaning. When I was a bachelor, I put the Regal Blue drops to my white shirt and it became blue… since then I hate the blue liquids. I hate blue Listerine mouth wash too…

She: I don’t want to talk to you anymore. Bye.

Evening, I was caught in some problem at work and then got stuck in the traffic and reached home only at 7 and had enough time to pick my wife and kid to the airport. At the airport, we could see her relatives walking out as we were entering. Seeing them coming, I walked slowly trying to tell them using my body language that we were here long before. Anyways, I and my wife avoided any direct talk amongst us all through the journey. When I reached home, I ran to the bed room to check the clothes and it was not there. She had folded them neatly and arranged in the shelf. Next I checked the toilet, which too was clean. I thanked God that everything was in order. Just then my wife came by…. and said, “I have not forgotten the clothes…. Wait until they go and I will show you!”, pointing her finger skyward.

Me: (Smiling…. ) ha ha… but you will forget it by the time they go…..!!!!!!

She: Smiling… you are good for only this – sweet talk.

Ways to Sabarimala

Should women go to Sabarimala? No! They should not if the rule says so. Who made the rules? Whoever made the rules, if the rule says so, they should not go. Should you take the 41 day penance, celibacy before you go to Sabrimala? I do not have time to do that, nor does my life style permit me to do it. Can I still go to the temple? Can non-Brahmins perform puja? Can we start wearing shoes inside temple, my shoes are clean? Can we have women performing puja in Guruvayur temple?

God is a belief. God is present for people who believe and is not present for those who do not. Religion has nothing to do with God. Religion is just a way of life and Worship is personal. Rules are based on beliefs. Belief being relative, rules are also relative. Personally, What is important is the respect for others beliefs meaning obeying common rules as long as it does not hurt you so bad that it can not be ignored. If it does not bother your day to day activities, the rule should be followed. If the rule discriminates, then it should be changed. Not allowing women to the temple, some may argue is sexual discrimination. Discrimination is when a person is not allowed to find a way of living or acquiring something. When a woman is asked not to visit a temple, no one is holding her from her livelihood, but only asking her to change the way of worship. When the husband takes the penance while going to Sabarimala, the wife too takes the same penance indirectly. The same devotion and bhakti that is present in the husband is shared with his wife too. The prayers that the husband chants are also recited mentally by the wife. Then, why should the wife take the pain of walking barefoot with the offerings in the head, bathing in the open rivers, using common public laboratories, when the husband is doing this for her?

Religion, God, beliefs can all be questioned. Anything based on faith does not have answers.