Sunday, November 05, 2006

Wishing her all the bad things….

No. Its not regarding my ex-crush or girl friend. How can I wish bad things for them? I am after a normal human being who can not hate anybody. Anyway, my bad wishes are for that lady police officer who gave me a hefty ticket for a driving violation. Here it goes…..

May a deadly and poisonous snake bite her on her left leg while she is sleeping and having a terrible nightmare about a dog biting her nose off. May she fall from the bed due to the snake bite and break her left arm and may she trip and fall on her face when trying to get up and run away from the snake. May she fracture her right leg on that fall. May she then fall on the open and un-flushed toilet with her head first and may her arm accidentally hit the flush lever and may her hair get stuck in the toilet bowl. May all her hair come off when she finally gets her head out. May lightning then strike her on her head and then may her house also catch fire. May a tree fall on her car when she tries to go the hospital. May her husband get a heart-attack listening to the news and get all of his right side paralyzed. May she gets AIDS in the blood transfusion and then cough and vomit blood. May her intestine come out of her nose due to the cough. May the syringe poke her left eye and may the doctor operate her right eye by mistake. May she bite her own tongue off when trying to eat some food. May her eyebrows melt and stick to her lips like a moustache. May she look like a devil who has just seen a cross.

May she live long and ………..

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